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Have you ever cheeked a door so smooth?
It makes me a tiny bit sad and anxious to know I will never ever again in my life feel a door so achingly smooth.
<sigh>
Time to divorce a sick lady again.
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insoutswhathaveyous sets up the memes, I knocks ‘em down
thewood making us relevant
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The revered tree wasn’t just old; it was huge. At nearly 18 feet in diameter, it was so large it would take a passel of children holding hands to surround it.
<3 u nyt.
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hahah this is so fun.
The Epic, Crowd-Sourced ‘Star Wars Uncut’ Releases Director’s Edit
The Emmy Award-winning Star Wars Uncut project, in which hundreds of Internet users recreated scenes from the Hollywood classic, is now available online in all its feature-length glory.
Source: theatlanticvideo
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They are Marines! Who go to Space! They fight E.T.’s! To save our race!
Oh Space Marines, Oh Space Marines, you are the strongest human beings. Your hair is short, your dongs are long, you like stand aft Rick Santorum!
Where are your hands? Where did they go? Are they cuppiinnng the nuts of your brroooo?
Or did a buuugg of the astral plaaannne munch on your digitttsss, and make you laaaammme?
Earth Marines, they go to seaaaaa! But Space Marines explore the galaxyyyyyy!
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NECESSARY PHOTOS
Token photo of Indian children - a necessary photo to be included on a white girl’s blog. These children were actually very into posing after they noticed my camera, and picture taking has become a big part of the culture here since camera phones were introduced. People who we’ve never spoken to often us ask to pose in pictures with them or just go ahead and snap one without asking, so I felt okay about my request to take this family’s photo.
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Moby Dickathon 2012 y’all.
Witness the white bear of the poles, and the white shark of the tropics; what but their smooth, flaky whiteness makes them the transcendent horrors they are? That ghastly whiteness it is which imparts such an abhorrent mildness, even more loathsome than terrific, to the dumb gloating of their aspect.
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